Heart Book Series

Even though equality in the workplace has been around for many years now, in some of the larger firms, mid-level and executive management positions are still doled out to members of the “good-ol’-boys” club.  Women have had to overcome the stigma to even be recognized for their accomplishments, to earn the right to compete for these positions.  Once there, they possess and offer what no man can.

Newer thinking firms embrace women in management positions and acknowledge they bring compassion, nurturing, and determination to the table. Compassion underlies the understanding that both the firm’s employees and its clients are human beings first and an “entity,” second. Nurturing is that innate mothering instinct that helps ensure that everyone is encouraged to do their best, they are taught to be independent, and provide a working environment that is conducive to both the employee and the firm. Determination means that she will stop at nothing to protect what is hers, with the veracity and ferociousness of a mother tiger, but with tenderness to encourage those in her care to prosper and be productive. 

The "good-ol’-boys" will always be part of the "good-ol’-boys" club, but firms wanting to move ahead in today’s market will look at women to lead the way.

Something special for your sweetheart?
Daughter?  Mother?  Grandmother?  Sister?  Dear Friend?

Want points with your Mother-in-Law?
Or hard-working co-worker or administrative assistant?

Give her a gift that will last longer than Chocolate, burns calories,
and adds moments of enjoyment to her day for years to come!

Touch her heart, tickle her funny bone, and make her feel appreciated!

Heart of a Woman – 6×7” Gift Book, 288 pages!
Filled with original stories, original poems, quotations and scriptures.

Available from BORDERS and Amazon.com:
Heart of a Woman, http://www.amazon.com/dp/1880878135
Heart of a Mother,  http://www.amazon.com/dp/1880878143

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

Sheryl Roush
Sparkle-Tude® Expert
Professional and Accredited Speaker
Top-Rated Int’l Trainer in 8 countries
10-time Author, Consultant, Retreat Facilitator

*  My human will never let me eat her pet hamster, and I am at peace with that.

*  I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has finished watching a horror movie

*  I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium.

*  I must not help myself to Q-tips, and I must certainly not proceed to stuff them down the sink’s drain.

*   I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and puke them up so the humans can see that I’m getting plenty of roughage.

*  I will not lean way over to drink out of the tub, fall in, and then pelt right for the box of clumping cat litter.  (It took FOREVER to get the stuff out of my fur.)

*  I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the hall, and growl at NOTHING after my human has finished watching The X-Files.

*  I will not fish out my human’s partial plate from the glass so that the dog can "wear" it and pretend to be my human.  (It is somewhat unnerving to wake up, roll over in bed, and see the dog grinning at you with your own teeth.)

*  I will not use the bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks.

*  I will not drag dirty socks up from the basement in the middle of the night, deposit them on the bed and yell at the top of my lungs (Burmese LOUD yowling) so that my human can admire my "kill."

*  I will not perch on my human’s chest in the middle of the night and stare into her eyes until she wakes up.

*  We will not play Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti over any humans’ bed while they’re trying to sleep.

*  Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself.

*  I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside.  If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing again.

*  I will not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.

*  I will not back up off the front porch and fall into the bushes just as my human is explaining to his girlfriend how graceful I am.

*  I will not complain that my bottom is wet and that I am thirsty after sitting in my water bowl.

*  I will not intrude on my human’s candlelit bubble bath and singe my bottom.

*  I will not stick my paw into any container to see if there is something in it.  If I do, I will not hiss and scratch when my human has to shave me to get the rubber cement out of my fur.

*  If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.

*  It is not a good idea to try to lap up the powdered creamer before it dissolves in boiling coffee.

*  When I am chasing my tail and catch my back leg instead, I will not bite down on my foot.  This hurts, and my scream scares my human.

*  When it rains, it will be raining on all sides of the house.  It is not necessary to check every door.

*  Birds do not come from the bird feeder.  I will not knock it down and try to open it up to get the birds out.

*  I will not stuff my rather large self into the rather small bird feeder (with my tail hanging out one side) and expect the birds to just fly in.

*  I will not teach the parrot to meow in a loud and raucous manner.

*  The dog can see me coming when I stalk her.  She can see me and will move out of the way when I pounce, letting me smash into floors and walls.  That does not mean I should take it as a personal insult when my humans sit there and laugh.

*  Yes, there are still two very large dogs in the backyard. There have been for several years.  I don’t have to act as if I’ve just discovered the Demon Horror of the Universe each time one of them appears in my  window.

*  I will not play "dead cat on the stairs" while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, or else one of these days, it will really come true.

*  When the humans play darts, I will not leap into the air and attempt to catch them.

*  I will not swat my human’s head repeatedly when she’s on the family room floor trying to do sit ups.

*  When my human is typing at the computer, her forearms are *not* a hammock.

*  Computer and TV screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail.

*  I am a walking static generator.  My human doesn’t need my help installing a new board in her computer.

*  I will not bring the city police to the front door by stepping on the speaker phone button and then the automatic 911 dial button.

*  I will not speed dial the overseas numbers.

*  I will not walk on the keyboard when my human is writing important emiognaioerp ga3qi4 taija3t v aa35 a.

*  Any critter that lives in the house (hamsters), stay in the house and any wild critters (frogs and earthworms) stay outside. I am not allowed to set the hamster free in exchange for finding a frog to put in the fish tank.

*  I will not stalk the deer in the apple orchard next door. They have sharp hooves and could hurt me if they weren’t laughing so hard.

*  I will not watch the guinea pig constantly as the guinea pig likes to sleep once in a while.

*  The goldfish likes living in water and should be allowed to remain in its bowl.

*  I will not put a live mole in my food bowl and expect it to stay there until I get hungry.

*  I will not eat spider plants and hallucinate behind the toilet.

*  I will not drag the magnets (and the papers they are holding up) off of the refrigerator and then bat them underneath it so that they adhere to the underside.

*  I will learn to relax at the vet’s office so they will start writing things in my records like "Good Kitty" and "Sweet Kitty" instead of the stuff that’s there now like "MEAN!!" "BITER!!!" and "GET HELP!!!!!"

*  I will not be miffed at my human all day and then kiss her on the nose at 2:00 a.m. to tell her that she is forgiven and can now pet me.

*  I will not scratch the children of lawyers, no matter how much they chase me or how hard they pull my tail.

*  If I MUST claw my human, I will not do it in such a fashion that the scars resemble a botched suicide attempt.

*  If I must give a present to my human’s overnight guests, my toy mouse is much more socially acceptable than a big live cockroach, even if it isn’t as tasty.

*  I will not soak my catnip toy in the water bowl to make tea.  I will not get high and sit there drinking my tea and kneading the floor afterwards.  I will not then get delusions of grandeur and make tea in the toilet bowl or the tub.  And I will not try to make tea with used socks, dirty panties or hair scrunches when my humans take the catnip toy away from me.

*  A warm pepperoni pizza is not a good place for a nap. 

*  I will not drag a golf ball up the stairs and bat it around the tile floor of the office at 3:30 in the morning.  Despite the fact it’s reportedly impossible for a cat to pick up a golf ball, not to mention carrying it upstairs, my human isn’t impressed with my resourcefulness at oh-dark-thirty. 

*  I will not swat glassware off the kitchen countertops just to watch it shatter on the tile floor.

*  I will not sit right behind my human when she’s fixing dinner and then loudly complain about it when she steps on me. 

*  My human did not buy that rare betta fish as an early morning appetizer before my breakfast. 

*  Things that sting do NOT make good toys.  This includes bees, wasps, and scorpions. 

*  No matter how frightening it may be, the vacuum cleaner isn’t actually trying to eat me. 

*  Items such as glasses and cell phones were not purchased as toys for me. 

*  "Breaking in" new furniture doesn’t mean using it for a scratching post. 

*  I will not try to help my human mop the kitchen floor by batting all the water out of my water bowl in the middle of the night. 

*  The kitchen table is not meant to be my pedestal where my loyal and devoted followers can worship my greatness.   I should not take it personally when I’m unceremoniously removed deposited back onto the floor. 

*  I will not bulldoze over my human in an attempt to dart out the door as my human is coming in.  This is an especially bad idea at night, and even more so when there are skunks in the yard. 

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IDEAS / TEMAS (cuentos cortos, poemas y citas):
Abuelas / Abuelos
Actitud
Adolescentes
Amistad
Amor
Amor incondicional
Ángeles
Ánimo
Baile, bailando
Balance entre trabajo y vida personal
Bebés
Bendiciones 
Celebraciones, fiestas y feriados
• Aniversarios
• Bautismo
• Cinco de Mayo
• Comunión
• Cumpleaños
• Descubrimiento de América
• Día de la Independencia
• Día de la Inmaculada Concepción
• Día de la Madre
• Día de los Difuntos
• Día de Nuestra Señora de Guadalupe
• Día del Abuelo
• Día del Amigo
• Feriados judíos
• Jueves Santo
• Llegada a la Mayoría de Edad
• Miércoles De Ceniza
• Navidad
• Noche de San Juan
• Pascua
• Primero de Mayo
• Viernes Santo
Chocolate
Comidas
Confianza
Cosas divertidas que ocurren
Crianza de los hijos
Desafíos
Dios
Diversión
Educación y aprendizaje
Baile, bailando
Embarazo
Enfermedad
Escuela
Familia
Fe
Flores y huertos
Gratitud y el Día de Acción de Gracias
Hacer una diferencia
Hágalo de todos modos
Hermanas y hermanos
Hijas
Hijos
Historia, acontecimientos históricos
Humor
Inmigración
Intuición de la mujer – Cómo confiar en ella
Madres
Maestros
Maridos y los hombres
Mascotas
Matrimonio
Misiones
Muerte de los padres 
Mujeres en el negocio (empleadas)
Mujeres en el negocio (empresarias)
Mujeres en el negocio (en la oficina)
Mujeres en la historia hispanoamericana
Mujeres hispanas valientes
Música
Niños – cosas lindas o graciosas que han dicho o hecho
Obstáculos – cómo vencerlos
Oración
Pasatiempos
Pasión
Perdón
Programas favoritos de televisión
Relaciones entre personas
Relaciones de las hijas con sus madres
Romance
Salud
Sueños
Tradiciones
Universidad
Vida
Viviendo en los Estados Unidos

ÚLTIMA FECHA DE PRESENTACIÓN: 1 de Febrero de 2008
FECHA DE PUBLICACIÓN: 1 de abril – antes del Día de la Madre 2008
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Sheryl Roush
Oradora profesional, autora de 10 libros
“Reina de la Esperanza” 2007
“Corazón de San Diego” 2004 y 2005

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